Since that didn’t take up very much space, here’s a running list of fake band names my friend and I have been working on for 8 years:

Goth President

Toast Guard

The Gabba Ghouls

Fung Shave

Millennial Falcon

Van Gogh Gurt

Wrong Pipe

Hair To Spare

Just in Queso

Romantic Shark

Super Unintendo

Schmear Campaign

Sub Dude

Handy Candy

Snortcut

Godsnack

Speed Schtick

Hardcorgi

Thunk Tanked

Impersonal Finance

Jazz 2: The Jazzening

Phyllis Chiller

Non-Fudgible Brownies

Espresso Errors

Smurf Curse

Bjork's Illustrated

Arm Alarm

Ox Cable

Shaves The Day

Bespoke Yolk

OK Commuter

Rust Bust

Joy Boy

Calvin Declined

Gene Genius

Audioslav

Mail Frog

Ticklemaster

Sheet Freaks

Brutal Poodle

Soul Patch Snatch

Hoth Goth

Barf Scarf

De Pesci Mode

Fondue Fondle

Gopher Loafer

Tindergardeners

Kiss Scam

Elon Muscular

Bored Certified

Table Snakes

Minty Momentos

Supply Chain & The Gang

Bread And Shoulders

Mom-Starter

Subway Butter

Selfish Stick

Gator Hater

Oxy Mormon

Tissue Issue

Ketameme

Retouched By An Angel

Court Ship

High Dopes

Traitor Tots

Pharaoh Salad

Lake Flaccid

Umami Dearest

Clamato Change

Darth Ritus

Scar Wash

By Disappointment Only

Adjacent Alcoholics

Newsy Land

Barcarde Fire

I See You in the ICU

Smacktivision

Lamb or Genie

The Wasabi Nose Sensation

Guilt Quilt

Medusa’s Mezuzah

Durst in the Wind

Fjord Fiesta

Insane Rain

Haters Gonna Cater

Roid Rager

Magic Cramp

Weird Beard

Charm Farm

Algebros

Japants

Annoyster

Pinocchio In The Poconos

Drum And Drummer

Tear Ducks

Egg Legs

Bowl Cut Club

Hardcode Albacore

Satanic Static

Boomer Humor

Shelf Esteem

Hail Hydrant

Musicians Anonymous

Quarantined Quarry Teens

Mentally Chill

The Cagey Bee

Broseco

Mime Disease

Mom Prom

Risotton't

Methematician

Snake Shack

Mediocre Meaty Okra

Chairman Of The Bored

Sharkitecture

Thwarthog

Midnight Slack

Carnage Hall

Trout Clout

Hedge Fun

National Gridlock

Bananas Foster Wallace

RIP Van Winkle

Maude Squad

Overdoughse

Offensive Senses

Cluster Fudge

Young Lungs

Brozart

Thyme Consuming

Paychex Mix

Judge Judy and Executioner

Vice Pleasures

Frat Tat

Braguette

Butternut Sasquach

Bouncehaus

All Malls

Horror Scope

Meat Money

Brass Tax

Video Villagers

Deli Doctor

Turtleneck Torture

Little Schlep of Horrors

Lil Achey

Heir to the Hair

Outerpol

My Chemical Bromance

BreadStuy

Down to Clown

Semicolonsocopy

Cape Beer

Foul Players Club

Pepcid AC/DC

Jazz-Been

Funeral Homie

Cosplay Commandos

Winnebagel

Slowdrive

Cig-Free And Roy

Armor-All Ackbar

Screen Day

Battlestar Sciatica

Scare BnB

Supeña Colada

Cinnamon Bums

The Mars Travolta

Risqué Raspberry

The Ice Cream Man Cometh

Wife Coach

Ferral Ferry

Horse Divorce

Nascar Diet

Trike Messenger

The Romance Boys

Booze Clues

Mozarn't

Mom Friend

Portable Authority

Umami Mommy

Aggroculture

Snack Quack

Nicotineage Riot

Karate Hotties

Flana Del Rey

Oscar Mild

Hail Seitan

Alpaca Bowl

Jazz Jail

Justifired

Muzak Braff

Steal Wool

JUULius Caesar

Beer Pressure

Booze Muse

Kale Jail

Funk Buddies

Duane Can't Read

Vladamir Poutine

Bored Shorts

Breeding Material

The Grateful Bread

Redbull Without A Cause

Nick Cagematch

Failure To Lunch

Sad Facts

Pathetic Aesthetic

Bring Cigs

Possessed By The Zest

Heartbreak Snake

Fan Of The Sport

Chips In The Night

Hard Cop

Repossessed Tank

Mousse Stash

No Bones

Professor Successor

Humble Weeds

Whatchamacanada

Kafka Kegger

Chillaxative

MC Spammer

Iron Manager

Vitamin C U Later

Yawn Lawn

Something’s Smelly and the Is It Me's

General Sturgeon Warning

Lord Of The Zings

Babka Boys

Phantom Fred

Deviated September

Campire

DJ IBS

Inbox Twenty

Specific Rim

Los Neatos

Ghost Toast

Julius Sneezer

The lowa Ska Experience

Shadow Beer

The Mandalorian Candidate

Noam Chomsky Teaches Typing

Destitoot

Warby Parkour

Bao Down

Croquaine

Niece In Nice

The Chopped Cheese Incident

Soup Supply

Cuck Colalar

Alpha Mail

Hazmath

Beefcase

Factory Smushed

Mothers Against 2-Factor Authentication

Pool School

Broth Breath

Insecurity Guard

Smooth Snacks

Bratty Wagon

Premarital Hex

Swollen Spectacles

Yum Kippur

Madame Ant

Contract Chiller

Jean Scene

Cheerless Feeder

Obsesame Street

Sad Basket

Junk Male

Monsieur Moisture

Thrashic Park

Loser Friendly

Vaporface

Tommy Mango & The Pineapples

Momboarding

The Quinoa Machines

Adderall Spritz

Fallopian Dudes

Egregious & Kelly

Wealth & Hellness

Cook Books

Sick Sigma

Estranger Danger

Dos Equity

Ironic Maiden

Beauty Routine

Lost a Pasta

Homo Slurpeans

Splice Of Life

Miami Vice Principal

Normcube

Wherewolf

Meat Substitute Teacher

Pasta Riviera

Mission Inpastabowl

Practically Doctors

Flannimals

Inflatuation

Captain Rehab

Sneaky Clean

Born To Schmooze

Safe Word

America's Next Top Modelo

Linkedin Park

Rage Against The Resort

Dark Walhberg

France France Revolution

Dispair Ribs

Blochain Party

Church Merch

Battery Suck

We Rob Banks

Pedal Bored

A Bag Of Bags

Absent Parents

Illuminaughty

Power Lunch Crowd

No Lowballs

Turtlewreck

Stevia Jobs

Jazz-Been

Funeral Homie

Winnebagel

Slowdrive

Sects Positive

Doubtfit

Cynical Synagogue

Doubtfit

Sad Desk Salad

Swearwolves

Scream Door

Podcrass

Non Alcoholics Anonymous

Poly Armory

Lost Profits

Diet Cokehead

Barf Brooks

Señor Care

The Banana Bread Bandits